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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Stupid Ass Snow!

Remember me? Ya know, the one who just loooves snow? The one who just couldn't wait for it to snow? Ya, you know,me. I'm the idiot!

It snowed alright. 12 hours of non stop snow on Monday. 5-6 inches later, a dozen cars in the ditch later, and a very frazzled Stacy later was the end of the snow for that night. What the bloody hell was I thinking? I now hate the snow. I can't drive in that shit. I proved that yesterday coming home from work at 2 in the afternoon. Going along just fine at 25 mph and bam! Some ass clown stops and I was coming around that corner, which BTW was a sheet of ice, and couldn't stop. My ass end was coming around and I almost side swiped the car in front of me. A cop saw it all. I was not cited as it was not my fault. I didn't hurt anybody....just that pine tree and rock I landed on in the median when I decided to go 4x4n' instead of causing a pile up. Funny thing, and yes I thought it was hilarious, the cop that was there waiting with me while I waited for my husband to get me off the rock and pine trees, someone hit his car! LMAO. Fucking crazy I tell ya. The roads were slicker than snot.

I now hate snow.

I don't wanna drive, I'm scared!

I now have no air suspension in my rig and it's like driving a damn hoopty. I broke the suspension regulator, dented the skid plate, broke off part of the winch, and broke the bottom plastic bumper in two.

I suck.

First accident and I wasn't even at fault.

Thank God I am alive and the kids weren't there.

Do I have to drive in that shit tomorrow morning? Puhleeeeze tell me I don't have to!

::whining profusely here::

I hate the snow.

Hey JackFrost, Hey Frosty, bite my big white ass!

Posted by Stacy-Lynn :: 8:30 AM :: 6 Comments: